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Old 09-16-2005, 03:43 PM   #1
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This is CUTE!!!

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years,
2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home,
she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said I had another 40 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

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Old 09-16-2005, 09:11 PM   #2
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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years,
2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home,
she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said I had another 40 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

God loves you the way you are!!
LOL!That's sooo funny!
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:33 PM   #3
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... oh thats wonderful.



I love it, I think I'll show that to my friends at school....
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:18 PM   #4
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gosh, that was just what I needed to hear...thank you!!
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