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Old 04-18-2005, 10:20 PM   #1
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Here is an explanation of the school homework policy:

Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner:

15 minutes looking for assignment.
11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.
23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.
8 minutes in the bathroom.
10 minutes getting a snack.
7 minutes checking the TV Guide.
6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.
10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

Thank You for applying to the school homework policy. Buh-Bye Now...
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Old 04-18-2005, 10:32 PM   #2
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yeah!!! I'm sooo glad SOMEONE explaned what the teachers go on!!! i'm so happy now!
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Old 04-18-2005, 11:22 PM   #3
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hey now as a soon to be teacher (as soon as i graduate college ...3 more years) i might have to have my students do a bit more work then that
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Old 09-07-2005, 07:09 PM   #4
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funny

HTat was very uplifting
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Old 09-07-2005, 08:57 PM   #5
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hahaha... I like that

Unfortunately... doesn't work in college... blah
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:14 PM   #6
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very funny.

Doesn't work when homeschooled either...
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:48 PM   #7
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that's great and i wish it was true
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:08 PM   #8
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Ya it definitly doesn't work when being homeschooled. But it was funny.
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